What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:57

Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.